Relatable. Except the sleeping for 13 years things. I wish.
The disadvantage of 13 years sleep is waking up to a different world. 2012 had its own problems, but imagine going from that to now. “What did you people do?!?!?” Likewise 1999 to 2012.
Nah I’d do it like in the show foundation and just wake up every hundred or so years, poke my head out and say nope not yet, see you next century good luck
This is why I’d make such a fantastic vampire.
“Fuck it, ima go back to bed.”
can you blame it?
I should have done the same as soon as I turned 18. Vast majority of my days as an ‘adult’ were spent wallowing in depression and self-pity.
Dude, things get better. Find support.
…when?
(allegedly)
If you had becoming a salt shaker of death to look forward to, you’d probably crawl into a fire pit too.
me when my mom says come down and talk to the guests
