I’m not convinced that they’re actually made of chicken
0ops
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Cake day: July 7th, 2025
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He’s drowning in market opportunities
Nah we’re doing highschool science teacher jokes
10·4 days agoThe cunt’s on his neck
Ya like jizz?
6·6 days agoI really only liked Will Ferrell in Megamind tbh
Yeah, he’s really good at playing really punchable characters. The only movie I can think of where he played a decent person in is Signs, and I do think he was pretty good in that
This trash tastes like lemonade!
Yup. For every real problem that they’re blissfully ignorant of, there’s a made-up problem that they can’t shut up about
Babies are stored in the butt
Does she like her fish-dicks with tartar sauce?
Not a bug technically, an isopod.
It’s not like “bug” is a technical term in the first place. Why not “bug”? It looks buggy to me.
Oh yeah? Then why the long face!
Ooh! Ooh! Post my downvote next! Pick me!
Don’t they know it’s pronounced “gif”?
As a not-morning person who loves breakfast food, I’m with you 110%
Nothing to add really, just that I agree with every single word of this. Expanding unions and coops is a much more realistic way of transferring power to the working class that can happen right now, as opposed to pushing for a total revolution and hoping we’re lucky enough to come out on top. We don’t even have to use the s-word, just try to go out of your way to do business with employee-owned businesses.
Why is the reptile looking at me like that. What does he know that I don’t?
Yeah I get those every once in awhile, it starts with a blurry spot in the middle of my vision (like if I’m reading something, half of the word is blurred out no matter where I look) then half an hour later it goes away but is replaced with a migraine that lasts a few hours. Taking a bunch of ibuprofen helps. I’ve noticed it usually happens when I overexert myself without drinking enough water. Also seems to happen more in cold weather, like maybe it’s something about breathing cold dry air. Luckily it’s not chronic, it only happens once a year or so, but often enough to recognize the pattern.