That system is long overdue for collapse.

Not being an old white racist, to be more specific.

Great cover story. At this point, no conspiracy theory is crazy enough to not be true.

How could I have made it more obvious?

I’m a bit confused. Which one is the top here?

Another great argument for the second amendment in the US.

Can you please keep this shit within your own country? The Yellowstone caldera would cause a major global disaster, if it broke out.

They’ll successfully fool the people who want to be fooled.

But no Americans can’t have it. Unless you’re rich, of course.

How will giving Republicans another term fix any problem?

What ideal nation would that be?

Ich hoffe, Sie haben ihren Müll ordentlich getrennt! Außerdem ist jetzt Ruhezeit, also bitte leise pfostieren!

Try feeding it human babies!

That’s just what Big Catapult wants you to believe! You need to build up natural immunity by having smaller rocks thrown at your head first!

I hope Boris has a very substantial steel plate behind his back.

Trust me, it only gets worse from here.

Who needs to eat anyway?

That was just a phase.

It’s a total mystery. Nobody could ever guess.

This looks very dry. I guess you could wash it down with a few mojitos.