i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i’m not referring to any specific communities or instances.
Balrogs have wings because how can you expect to go caving without fried chicken? And what’s the best part of the fried chicken? The skin. And what has the most chicken skin? The wings. Not fake boneless chicken nublet basket shit restaurant wings, real wings. So smart ol Balrog goes around trading drumsticks for wings. Of course he’s got wings. Quid. Pro. Quo.
What the fuck is wrong with Samoa? Like, I can speculate but my speculations are unkind. I don’t want to go there.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large diet coke (I’m watching my figure).
The trench from my bed to my toilet is three meters but I can whizz without getting up anymore
Yes and she was right to do it. Except maybe she should have made a backup so she could have done it again
Make your own dammit. Fan edit it together
I was going to say, weird and family friendly please. Acceptable for families but not advertisers sounds wonderful. It’s why we keep our local perverts around.
Can we like collectively burn one for fun? We’ve got to have enough other pyros to make it worth it
I got it from the queen of Sheba I did
Maybe yours weren’t, cephalopode
Dude just because you can’t pronounce the names of the cities doesn’t make it a shithole
I mean that’s the first step to making friends
Because it is from both of me
Look up Brazeltons peach ranch. They are only open summers, I think maybe June to September? Unfortunately their only website is a Facebook
I have no idea, I just want to try it
seriously. there is a restaurant i know where a single onion ring costs a dollar (you don’t buy them like that but y’know they are expensive is what i am saying), and here is the thing they are worth a dollar they are that fucking good. the rest of their food is a little pricey but oh my god those onion rings are fucking expensive. your god too. if you’re an atheist please go get one for a minute this deserves the full court blasphemy.
Yes you do. Your opinion is the right one, that you don’t like getting attacked by panthers.
