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Douches and canoes are useful. They don’t deserve such disrespect.

I can never find my Bluetooth charging cable when I need it, so I keep buying new ones. Where are they hiding?

Paul hates Marathon because its existence is killing Destiny. I love Marathon, but killing your cash cowin order to gamble on a niche game format is just a dumb thing to do. They should have made a D3 instead.

I only “photoshop”. It’s all artisanal shitposting.

Growing up the saying was “the first shot is just the start of the race”.

It’s always a scam. It’s always a grift. Always.

Join us in the “snip snip” club.

https://youtube.com/shorts/tWIWR5kJH28

Welcome to 1956…again.

Honestly, the microtransactions are nonexistent in game. Pure cosmetic bullshit like gun color schemes and stickers.

I personally really enjoy it because I am a solo player. The solo experience is more akin to a horror game than an action game.

The MTX are cosmetic only.

I think the game is amazing, but it is not only niche, it is also sweaty as fuck. It’s a game that I am very happy exists, but there is no way it could carry a AAA studio.

Clusterfuck.

: a complex and utterly disordered and mismanaged situation
: a muddled mess

Clod Code seems perfect.

Well it ain’t gonna be Peach.

I wonder how much the lake depletion along with the insane amount of heat exhausted by this thing, will affect the already struggling snow fall in the Wasatch mountain range (Alta, Snowbird, Solitude, Brighton, Sundance, Snowbasin, Park City, and Deer Valley resorts)

That and that it should hinge sideways so that his head tilts to the left and cherry Pez burst out of the right side.

Work Focused Answer (no joy, just relief)

I think that, for the majority of my IT career of ~30 years, it has got to be Thinkpads. First IBM and then Lenovo. If you pick the correct model, you get a solid workhorse with a fantastic warranty/service plan and amazing Linux support if you need it.

More recently, it has to be the SteelSeries Arctis Nova 7x Gen 1 (not the Gen 2). In my firm we spend ungodly amount of hours on calls and the Nova 7x is extremely comfortable, it has superb built in background noise suppression, a fully retractable mic, a mechanical mute button and, most importantly, the Gen 1 supports three separate modes of connectivity (four if you count the dongle.toggle switch). The Gen 1’s three connection modes are Bluetooth, 3.5mm wired, and 2.4 ghz wireless (via usb-c dongle). The 2.4ghz dongle can switch between PC and Xbox. Linux users who have trouble with the input/output mix while on wireless can use a standard 4 pole 3.5mm cord to connect the headset without issue. I have mine connected via wire to my linux main, 2.4ghz to my client compatibility Windows system, and Bluetooth to my phone.

NOTE: The Razer Barracuda X is also triple input, but the mic does not retract and I have not tested to see if it has built in background noise suppression/voice isolation like the SteelSeries do.

EDIT: With the Nova 7 Gen 2, SteelSeries removed the 3.5mm port.

If you want a Cybertruck, you want the all-wheel version a vasectomy.

Please don’t reproduce.

I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.

So relaxing.