Voyager and Interstellar

Nah, they want this legislation.

It’s bland and average at best.

Nothing has ever gone wrong from treating your daughter like a wife. Nope. Always turns out juuuust fine.

I can still be gas powered cars for less than $5k that I can drive around for a decade, but that’s getting harder these days. Government auctions have been kind to me as of late.

I wish there were $5k EV trucks that can tow

Yup, just got done wiring up an old washer to turn it into a feather plucker using the technician only manual!

Sounds like he just wanted a gym buddy

You mean manufactured or mobile homes? They’re built like shit by companies that mostly just take advantage of people knowing it’s all they can afford. It’s pretty much impossible to return the house once it’s delivered, and getting HUD to enforce standards takes years of constant work.

Anything not cured because it’s sticky and stinky.

My house is basically just taxidermy, skulls, and antlers for decoration.

I’ve done a really poor job of stitching myself up with bleach soaked fishing line.

Couldn’t afford a doctor when I had a severe concussion.

When I broke a toe I tapped the broken toe to the toe next to it and took the laces off of that shoe so my foot would fit.

When I had swine flu and my fever was dangerously high I slept outside because it was 40F outside.

Hell even when I was in the US Army I barely used the free healthcare. Both because of the anxiety of years of healthcare being unaffordable, and my leadership discouraging anyone to use it. You didn’t want to get labeled a “broke dick” as you would get treated like shit.

Trump has money issues and Russia bailed him out in the late 90s/early 00s.

Spending copious amounts of time thinking while out hunting or fishing.

And yet there are lots of guns in all three of those cities

Pretty sure they are pulling that exact shit right now where we’re armed

We’re trying!