Ah, but hard work DOES lead to success!

YOUR hard work leads to MY success.

Don’t forget the whack-a-mole of finding which ‘features’ got turned back on with the critical updates.

Glory to Arstotzka.

Oh hey look, it’s exactly the thing I was talking about when Trump ran for a second term the first time.

“If Trump wins this election, there won’t be any more elections.”

I was gonna say muppets shirt, but then I remembered that I know people who were traumatized as children by the Fire Dancers in Labyrinth.

Oh man, a MOLLE bag where all the straps are Pride rainbow stripes? That would be awesome.

Part of your trouble there is that Google is absolute dog shit these days. It used to be like magic; simple search terms would find you exactly what you were looking for in the first handful of results. Now you’re lucky to find it on the second page.