On behalf of the rest of the country that has more brain cells than a used tea bag, we’d like to issue an apology to Madrid, the Netherlands, and yourself for his ignorance.

There’s some of us here who are trying their best to educate these people but it feels like trying to hold water in a sieve.

Please excommunicate trump, it’d be the funniest thing and cause another schism in Christianity.

The copy machines will learn eventually with massive PCB SaaS like Altium and AutoCAD Eagle who’ll probably be working out, if they haven’t already, how to reword their EULAs so they can use PCB designs from industrial companies to train LLMs and then sell that back to their customers as a way of cutting down on design staff.

I genuinely don’t like eating steak.

I’ll eat it if it’s put in front of me but I genuinely just don’t get the appeal of a giant slab of meat that’s that chewy (even after being tenderised) and fights you when you cut it.

Steak chunks that have marinated in a sauce for a long time until they melt apart in your mouth is devine.

But a giant hunk just slapped on the plate isn’t my thing at all and I don’t understand why people like it.

You want comfort British wizard comfort characters: read the Rivers of London series.

Surely one only needs to increase the number of buttered cats attached to the generator axel to increase the torque and therefore the energy generated?

I can only speak from the generator side, is there a mechanical engineer specialising in buttered cats amongst us that can confirm/correct this hypothesis?

Even asking for unlimited youth is tricky for the monkey paw could just make you forever a baby.

Now that wouldn’t necessarily mean you’d end up being an adult brain in a baby’s body, just straight up a 1 year old that never develops, always reliant on someone else. You’d literally have 1 year before you’d be surrendered to some sort of institution as a medical oddity whilst you comprehend nothing doomed to overwhelming stimulus forever.

Best you could hope for is specifying an age in your life you consider to be what your physical peak was and just deal with the lack of mental development completion if that physical peak was before being roughly 25 years old.

Look, as a someone who floats somewhere between anarchist and social democrat (the closest tags that fits my ideals) I’ve got nothing against social housing and I’m massively in favour of projects built when balancing good design with modularity/prefab to keep construction costs and time low. Owning a single home is an aspirational luxury that needs to be achievable for individuals BUT it should not be necessary for a good life and providing a warm roof over people’s heads gives a solid foundation to fix literally every other problem they have. IMO those solutions need to be community based and the systems at work as small as possible to get the outcome required.

But no, these weren’t built to solve homelessness, they were built on mass to shift workers from rural to cities for rapid industrialisation and/or rebuild previously lost housing as a result of mass civilian bombing during WW2.

They didn’t fix homelessness in soviet states they stopped recording the homeless statistics and arrested people who were to be shipped off somewhere to be a worker there.

In capitalistic societies most of the time what you need to rent a place is some money for a deposit, the 1st month’s rent, and either proof of future income like a job acceptance letter OR enough money to cover the rent whilst you find a job. It’s incredibly cutthroat, especially when you don’t have regulations or have weakly enforcement of them, but it’s usually a fairly quick process that takes a couple of months.

Also under the soviet system you had different problems with being able to move. All the buildings and apartments are government owned and with large government organisations you’ll have, by necessity for the large system to work, a lot bureaucracy to navigate. This means a long waiting list, many years or even more than a decade. On top of this you had to have proof of having a job where you’re looking to move to because those government apartments are for workers and you haven’t been accepted to work there yet so back of the queue you go, but you can’t get taken on as a worker there because you don’t live there: a sort-of catch 22.

So what’s the solution? You’ll have to find a private landlord to rent from in the meantime OR wait for a long while for the bureaucracy to finally get around to you.

Are these buildings better than literally being homeless? Yes.

Were they built to specifically solve the issue of homelessness? No.

And as ever no matter what system you run your society under there’s going to be issues that will require hard work to resolve and even then it’s a trade-off for the inherent flaws in the systems that aren’t fixable because they form key parts of the system.

ESA erasure is a crime.

This isn’t for you, it’s for the literal Epstein class who had their Gmail addresses leaked in the files.

Does that mean if they’re married their wives are Titanics?

Mate you can’t be doxxing Nora like that, poor thing will get worn down by incessant and unsuitable scribe-chancers!

Ow my bones!

Yeah and the wild thing is that the importance axis is cut-off, by the time it reaches 10+ screens that’s the single most important employee who if they were runover by a bus tomorrow, the company will just randomly implode one day when something only they know how to maintain just falls over and no contractor can untangle the spaghetti infrastructure.

The thing is, they haven’t had a pay rise since screen 6 but somehow are just unphased even by inflation.

Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.

If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.

And to think the truth would have remained buried had Robert not consumed every gas station pill available.

So I think Behind the Bastards and The Dollop would fit as a subcategory under the first one of “journalists and comedians riff on some of the worst people in history as their producer tries to keep them on topic and avoid being cancelled”.

Mate you’d be surprised.

I knew a guy in the Police who said that Facebook was a gift because people are dumb.

One guy posted publicly a photo with a couple kg of weed and flashing a pistol acting like a badman. The local police account commented under the post saying they’d like a word, guy responded “what you gonna do, arrest me?”, I think you can work out what happened next.

It’s both, because reducing the number of people and the options they have available to work the system is both usually cheaper to operate and it makes key performance indicators that their bosses have set go up.

The latter is where the stupid comes in and is usually more insidious because everyone always forgets that when a metric becomes a target it ceases to be an effective metric. The end result is a rats-nest of perverse incentives and compliance theatre. But the c-level bosses don’t care because arbitrary numbers went up.

Until he dies.

If un-armed Americans getting killed at home didn’t get him removed, armed Americans getting killed overseas won’t get him removed, no matter what happens he will refuse to leave office alive.

There’s 300 million of you and 1 of him, do the whole world a favour AND FUCKING K-[Redacted for legal reasons but you get the idea].