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The world sitting idle in their ships in the Strait of Hormuz while the US do weird things.

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•California farmers to destroy 420,000 peach trees after Del Monte collapsesEnglish
51·19 hours agoYes! I was looking for this comment. I live smack in California central valley. Farms here flex continuously with a multitude of crops. Strawberry, walnuts, cherry, and almond are top long-runners. There are also so many unexpected other high value crops here; like blueberry, spinach, sugar beet, olives, garlic, pistachios, etc.
Del Monte was only one processor. But every one of their factories continues on doing something else that’s currently in abundance here.
If local market isn’t demanding, one final attempt is the export market. We are currently doing this with alfalfa (hay), rice, and wine.
And on a final fruit note, pears are slowly following the fate of peaches. Dont know why. Currently Brazil and Mexico just make 'em better.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Jumper! We got a jumper!! (and... sadly, it's AI) (see analysis comment below)
1·1 day agoHoly moly. Then truly a demonstration of wealth of sorts – unfettered data processing power. 🤖👍
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Jumper! We got a jumper!! (and... sadly, it's AI) (see analysis comment below)
3·2 days agoWas the cat likely a real cat from superimposed footage? I thought rendering hair physics is somewhat computer intensive. Plus the YouTube channel never has the same cat twice.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Jumper! We got a jumper!! (and... sadly, it's AI) (see analysis comment below)
7·3 days agoIf I had the resources to make ai or CG videos of this quality, I would make an entire proper season 2 of Wonderfalls or FireFly, with the full direction, rights, consents, and stampped approval of the original producers and actors. I so so would. I’ve already written the fanfic screenplays.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•The prophecy has been fulfilled
3·3 days agoWe’re going to need a reverse Jurassic Park…
Man brings back dinosaur, dinosaur wakes up working on an oil farm, dinos find out they are the oil, dinos help other dinos escape, dinosaur use man’s machine to get thumbs. Dinosaurs take back the world.
Growing-up on a farm she’ll know which vegetables blow the biggest beefers.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•Armageddon 2: Asteroid saves Earth from U.S. in Michael Bay sequel
8·4 days agoThe new animal crackers scene…

I wanted to invent the tricorder. But I ended up just buying one for $20 for a Halloween costume.
My backup - work for Compaq, fix CD-ROMs, because lasers were going to be the future!
Oh, nineties US public school system, I am your progenitor. Tosh k’o Tosh… we die together.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•What I imagine every time I get an email from my manager...
2·6 days ago[As the emails to Tech Support go unanswered, the children continue to use unfiltered school internet – purchasing NFT’s and asking Grok unadulterated questions…]

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•What I imagine every time I get an email from my manager...
2·6 days agoWorst case scenario, the attorney can comply but increase their fees; because they have to process things manually.
VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksMto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•What I imagine every time I get an email from my manager...
24·6 days agoSeymour: I just learned about them – they’re fantastic!
Boss: It’s addressed, “Dear Super Nintendo Chalmers”.
Someone in the 1930’s must have wanted to paint the Maginot Line. That was a long-ass line of brutal concrete structures. Maybe a snake, maybe rainbows. Imagine that France had a colorfully gay Great Wall.
An opportunity to hide a 1-star review obscured by Garak’s head.
Something like…
https://www.reddit.com/r/MovieDetails/comments/gpgbo6/the_poster_for_the_movie_legend_2015_mocked_one/







“Accidental spider release plagues nearby town. ‘Nobody wants to fall asleep anymore’, says citizen.”