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Exactly. The irony is so thick you’d need a buzzsaw to cut it.

Republicans: That there is some of our finest work! Those folk don’t need no damn national holiday, but Dozing Donnie does! 😤

They could say “the connection is probably lost,” but it’s more fun to do naive time-averaging to give you hope that if you wait around for 1,163 hours, it will finally finish.

Took me a bit.

Marc looks pretty, uh, down lately, maybe we should cheer him up

Still more reliable than JR.

Ahem. We do not call them f**t. Instead they’re referred to as horizontally optimized.

Same.

jfc ygbfsm

Well fuck them up their asses with shit-covered rusty barbed wire.

🎯

Her wiki says she is. Born 1933.

In what must be a galactic level of irony, conservatives have hilariously become the de facto champions of being woke and DEI. They talk about the principles so frequently that they’re either obsessed with them, or have dementia. Both can also be true.

Being that size can be really fucking intimidating to others.

Doing the work of the people, you got my vote.

I’m no expert on their citizenry, but on average, probably the same fucking shit you or I are doing.

Ding ding ding. If you can see light when looking up the barrel through the breech/chamber, your weapon is very likely to be clear.

Followed with:

2. Never aim your weapon at anything you do not intend to destroy.

3. Keep your trigger finger straight and along the receiver until you intend to fire your weapon.

4. Keep your weapon on safe until ready to fire.

5. Be aware of your target, your surroundings, and what lies beyond your target.

I dunno about aggressive, they seem pretty courteous to me

If you aren’t condition 4 when entering, I’ll meet you at condition 0.