When your balut bites back. (I’ll just let myself out now.)

Kegbreath

Imagine the howling from every Republican in congress if this had happened during a Democratic presidency.

That’s great news, but let’s not forget that the National Guard didn’t sign up to be Trump’s police, didn’t want to be there, and had their lives disrupted by being mobilized for a cheap political stunt. They’re not the bad guys here.

I’d wager Trump has never tipped 20% in his life. He seems more like the “demand special attention, bitch, and tip maybe 10%” type.

A true subversive.

“Foolish human. I may be smol now, but I will not forget this indignity. My revenge will be sublime… or maybe I’ll just shit on the bed sheets.”