Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

So, kill them with a murder?

My fact of the day calendar shows a US president being held accountable for something on the sixth of January.

I don’t think this is a coincidence.

I got you by a second!

Decipher #559 deciphered in ⏱️ 1m 33s ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ https://decipher.wtf/

Are you folks interested in some freedom!?

Asking for your neighbors to the south.

/s, just in case it wasn’t obvious.

Oh, hey, look. It’s the men in women’s bathrooms they feared for so long.

It finally happened!

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.