Controversial fact: Gondor does in fact call for aid.

Ooo, Latin.

If the Pope can figure it out, so can you.

Have you read the Bible? Harems, concubines, child brides, slavery, women shouldn’t speak, etc…

You should know that eating oats straight from a bag is healthier than making oatmeal.

There’s a balance between nutrition and taste/enjoyment. I’ve never been able to stomach more than a bite or two of dark chocolate at once, and that’s perfectly okay.

Shame they only made one good show.

(I know, I know, it’s a joke. They probably made two good shows.)

“FIGHT ME, YOU COWARD!”

I used to have a copy of my files, then the EULA changed and I didn’t know where the copy was.

Part of the reason why it’s so good is because it has some of the same developers as Ted Lasso.

This show is the coziest display of pain and trauma you’ve ever seen.

Also, Harrison Ford is the sweetest asshole ever.

I loved it when the keygen apps played music and did visual effects I’d never seen before.

This sounds like a conversation the crew is having as they watch the Captain get them even more lost.

This is how Mandrakes lure their prey.

“I just need people to notice me without paying for any advertising.”

Someone needs to explain to me why there’s ANY animal product in a paintball in the first place.

At least Rei with an I is an existing name.

Japanese, unisex (predominately for girls), it can mean anything from beautiful or wise to zero or oyster …depending on how it is written. In the Anime, Rei is written in Katakana, not Kanji, so it is deliberately devoid of meaning.

Naming a kid Rey is almost as bad as naming a kid Khaleesi. And as far I’m concerned, naming any kid after a popular fictional character is technically child abuse.

Shoes stay at the door and showers are taken at night!

[Go ahead and have another slice of cheese]