Yeah but back then we weren’t winning™

There was always that one family in the neighborhood.

Eh what’s a little mold

I’ll raise you a modern 3/4 ton truck, it handles like a shipping container, and barely fits anywhere. I love that truck, but if it wasn’t for work, I’d opt for a sedan.

I mean, I have a hot tub. Granted, it been sitting on its side for about 5 years, the critters have claimed it as their own and now live inside, and the siding is rotted to hell, but it’s there.

TIL that for my age bracket, apparently I suck.

The Jones’s are a bunch of chatty kathy pricks.

Not even that, the entire legal and justice system is completely paralyzed to that Trump could violate a girl on the rose garden lawn in front of the press and nothing would happen aside from much screaming and posturing.

Now for an extra five points, draw a picture of jebus’ asshole.

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My family always gives me shit for always having my Gerber on my belt, until it’s Christmas morning or any of the other times someone needs a knife or pliers.

I was gonna say, maybe SF is relatively unarmed, but good luck in the East Bay.

Electrician here, I’ve certainly felt electricity, and it sure ain’t pleasant.

And those generation alternators must be very confused.