Reminds me of the self aware board game commercial family on Community.

Will it make the 480x720 videos I watch on my 4K tv look twice as good?

Windows machines make great Linux devices. Hope your gf likes her new Ubuntu laptop :)

Nah, I know I’m poor. I suggest the cut off is between purchasing economy and comfort+ seats for a flight. /s

Now? Doesn’t M$ still release the “S” mode version of Windows that only allow downloads via their “official App Store”?

Also Science: “everything revolves around the earth and if you say different we‘ll burn you”

Me, climbing up out of the weekday pit of despair directly into the weekend pit of despair.

I heard the network ordered spin off - Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo is about to start shooting.

You really think education reform is going to win out over creating a giant pool of uneducated serfs for Jeff‘s warehouses? I would give anything for your sense of optimism, honestly.

In, out, in, out, select, start

It’s when it’s A, B, then C with subway surfers on full blast for the rest of the meal then yeah the vibe sucks and I wish I wasn’t sitting near your kid.

You can write as many paragraphs as you need to feel better but a Harris win was never possible. Our political process has been completely captured by a class of billionaires. The working class have no representation. Elections continue only as a means to accelerate partisan culture war distraction to keep the working class divided. The outcome was pre determined. Direct your anger at billionaires not working class people.

• may not apply while operating a motor vehicle (someone cuts me off I’m goin off on their fit) /s

Yes, thankfully now M$ serves ads in the start screen, priorities cloud saves over the bare metal on the machines s/hdd, captures images of every task a user performs, and controls when the user can use the PC through automatic updates. The future is 🤩

But but no matter who

Conducting experiments on people to test suspicions sounds like something a sociopath would do so maybe your friend is in good company /s

Have you tried comparing the in app deals to the local coupon mailers? I don’t eat much fast food so I’ve never ordered through an app but I receive the mailer coupons weekly.

Those elections aren’t gonna suspend themselves.

It’s not like they need the funds to build it. If it’s anything like the gulag in Florida it’ll be shuddered only months after construction.

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