I’ve always been dyslexic with lefts and rights, or perhaps their names? Even now I have to catch myself most of the time when I say the wrong one.

I’m a little bad with numbers, that got worse after a head injury, so now I frequently confuse 6s and 8s in addition to the usual ‘was it 2493 or 2349?’ kinda things. As long as I double check my numbers I can do math right, but if it’s just a number sequence, they get a little mixed up.

Mines very mild though, and I’ve met/seen people that take a solid minute or two to parse it when they’re corrected.

I know a “NEET of 8 years” who basically won’t try at anything because of this. I kind of feel like its an excuse to be lazy, but I can’t say for sure.

That could go either way. I’ve heard (from family or friends) of people that have it so severely, they can’t trust themselves enough to accurately read.

That said, it could also be an easy excuse to avoid trying, but ultimately without consulting or being diagnosed by an expert, you only have their word to go on as to the severity.

1 guy 1 jar, actually, but you were close.

I haven’t seen the video but I read the interview (equally gross), and it’s kinda like that. I don’t remember it hitting the floor but he admitted that it got a little crooked when it was going in, which was one of the main contributing factors.

Apparently he had done it before (and continues to do so) with no issue because he filled them with water first, so the density counteracted the tension.

Also he was like 50ish when it happened.

I think this is true but more for just online shit in general

FTFY

Ahhhh that makes sense, I started learning basic in middle school to program games on my calculator, but never got very far into it.

Is ‘<>’ a lemmy thing? I’ve seen it used around here but personally I use =/=.

My biggest concern would be the zombies contaminating the water with whatever virus/poison/venom that makes zombies. Even if they’re visible, the moment they touch water, I’d already be scared to drink.

Eating it all at once, quickly; eating it slowly so it slides smoothly down the esophagus; chewing until your teeth are dull; sucking on it until the iron/nickel is drained from the geode; shall I go on? 👀

I’d do a lot of the same, but in different ways. I don’t want to mess up and miss out on my pets and all the other wonderful things that have happened to me, but I would try to live a better/less fucked life.

Try harder in school, achieve some modicum of success so I’m not such a loser, and fix my biggest, less consequential regrets. Nothing that would be life-changing, but would make me feel less guilty at least. I would do more to help the pets I couldn’t save (2 babies taken too soon) and I would try to just live more, and not be as much of a shut-in homebody.

Probably try not to become an alcoholic too.

This is the right answer. Will you get looks? Probably. Will you be slightly embarrassed? At first certainly. Do the opinions of random passerbys matter to you? That’s the only question you should be concerned with. If it makes you feel good/pretty, that’s all that matters.

There’s also Jobless Reincarnation, which is the exact same pitch but he goes to a fantasy world instead of this one. As soon as he opens his eyes after birth, mom goes to nurse and he’s like, “oh yeah I get to sit back and suck tiddies for a while!”

Edit: but not how tomiant below describes it 👀

Tell him I love him

Bro take your meds, the ugly is showing.

The hero we need

Maybe try ice water? I’m not much of a water person myself, but I love some cold ice water. Aside from that, my top 2 are tea/juice and Gatorade or similar.

Tea/juice is basically water with flavor. Gatorade/Powerade/similar are a great option cause it’ll hydrate you and the electrolytes are good for your gut bacteria.

Another idea is to just water down the things you already drink. For sodas I think it actually makes them taste better.

That excessive border/background is really unnecessary. The meme would have been perfectly sized without it, and I wouldn’t need to zoom in to read the text. Fuck kittysmemes.

@agent_nycto@lemmy.world

hahahahahahhaahhaaaa lmao

Who’d have fucking thunk?!

Unfortunately we didn’t have much say in the matter. The way Door Dash did it was pretty roundabout. Instead of making some deal with Dominos (at least, when I worked there), they just submitted the order through our website under either the driver’s name or the customers. I doubt any of them knew the areas.

But I do agree with you.