How else will anyone know that they used their truck for something more than getting groceries? They have to let everyone know they tow a lawn mower with the ridiculously large truck.

Convince my parents to put all their money in some fruit company about apples.

Suse 5 or 6. I think. Throw some Debian in there around that same time frame.

Ryan Reynolds. The exception would be Waiting. I’m just so over him and his one dimensional acting.