So the iming of this seems absurdly off. Either they knew and are now being forced to act, or the investigation really took this long and the dude was just chilling on the beach unaware…

But you provide no references, which mean none exist! My god, maybe this commenter is on to something and satire was invented in 2008 to turn us into sheeple!

(I love a good/shit conspiracy theory and stand equally behind op and this comment)

I haven’t marine biologied for some time. What in Cthulhu’s exhaust pipe is this?

Max-stats 😎