By the way, which one’s Pink?

Homie is going through it

Lol I totally made it up on the spot. My thought process being:

• It at least has to not taste awful
• Vermouth is a fortified wine and vodka is a common fortifier
• Screenshots are digital images of digital imagery

Sweet vermouth and vodka. Chilled and neat

Edit: Screenshot JPEG version - add crushed ice

Because it’s one of the most vulnerable situations we can be in, so we constantly joke about it but never address it as an important educational topic

All this talk about being goth, but no one is suggesting we sack Rome. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

I’m a union organizer, so I got to see some truly golden moments. My favorite was during a campaign, we took over a Q&A session with a member of the C-suite present. In a previous meeting he tried to convince me of some bs, so I asked him directly “why did you lie to me?” during this take over. The look on his face was priceless, and it took him over a minute to respond pathetically with “I don’t appreciate being called a liar”

Just wait until they try heating the raw milk in a pressurized container at 200° F

I’m an amateur web dev, is that really all it takes with HTML?

Talk politics with your buddy. Sounds like they need it.

But also it burns the coffee

The guy with a truck had a concept of a plan

Approval voting is the only method that meets all the requirements for a fair election without elevating an unpopular candidate.

AOC turns 35 right before the election, she’s eligible. I think she’d be incredible. She knows how to energize people

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

You underestimate my ability to mask. It’s literally been automatic for me as long as I can remember. Find the person I like most within 5 minutes, and immediately cling to their style of humor and behavior. Then I stand in the circle and don’t speak unless spoken to. Then everyone just assumes I’m a giant teddy bear and don’t mind my company.

If these are our options, tear up the fucking track.

Truly groundbreaking

You should start going to meetings

Let’s hope for the best case scenario: she actually did have covid and spread the virus to other totalitarian ghouls