Oof, relatives will do that to you 😡

We need more PSAs telling us not to worry about things.

And if you do it enough times, you’ll get cake!

It’s just pillow talk baby, don’t let it go to your head.

It’s a good cluckin’ day.

Every medical treatment has to go through my GP, or else my insurance won’t pay for it. If I had the money, I could just pay a therapist on my own, and then pay out of pocket for any meds the prescribe.

“should have been as big as ‘Game of Thrones’”

So it was like a violent porno, but in space?! /s

Oh yeah? Well take a look at these Elder Scrolls over here.

Wait no, not literally! 😵‍💫 🔥

Me: “Can I get a referral to a therapist?”

GP: “Uh huh… so, I’m going to need you to take a drug test.”

What a relief, I don’t have to go on that doomed quest for vengeance after all.

Happy bean day.

Jazz lettuce erasure!

What if you like to go down instead of up?

I guess we don’t make history, that would make sense.

Hack your brain’s motivation system with this one weird trick!

Girl is strapped while snuggling on the couch.

It looks rather plane as well.

Math articles on Wikipedia really need a prerequisite section.

No one’s going to believe this story rn, and certainly not for over 2,000 years.

Always delirious to avoid reality.

Now being hurt by delusions.