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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing

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Fun Getaway With Murderous Dictator Just What Exhausted Trump Been Needing

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trashcan@sh.itjust.worksM to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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WASHINGTON—Hoping his upcoming meeting in Anchorage with Russian President Vladimir Putin will bring a much-needed change of pace, an exhausted President Donald Trump told reporters Thursday that a fun getaway with a murderous dictator is just what he’s been needing. “It’s been a pretty busy year, so it’ll be great to take a little summer […]
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    Would you want a huge orange splotch all over your ass cheeks?

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      There’s absolutely no way in hell trump tops in this relationship

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        I guess they rather thought about the ass-kissing during foreplay.

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        putin uses a strap on

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          Hopefully it’s made of polonium

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            NOVICHIK.

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      dont you mean over his crotch

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