• jet@hackertalks.com
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      16 days ago

      98.7K - ice cold

      98.7F - a-ok

      98.7C - first degree burns for your first responders

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        16 days ago

        98.7 KFC FOR ALL YOUR FAVORITE SOUTHERN FRIED ROCK WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI!

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        16 days ago

        If your ice is 98.7 K it would be Ice Ic with a different crystalline structure. It would probably taste like intense hot sauce turning your tongue black and causing it to fall out of your frostbitten mouth because you tried to lick Ice Ic you daft bastard.

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          16 days ago

          So…technically correct. The best kind of correct.

          Also, who licks ice? Ice cream, sure. Ice pops, absolutely. But just ice? Give us some wild description of what ice Ic would do in a glass when room temp water or soda was poured on it.