[a farmer is talking in front of an angry crowd, pitchforks and all] I use the worst pesticides on my crops, raise animals in cramped conditions, take their babies away for slaughter, and have little respect for the environment
[the same farmer is talking in front of a now happy crowd, hearts and all] I’m a small local independent farmer though
In EU (Spain) you don’t touch eggs in the supermarket, they are in the carton box and you pick the 6 or 10 pack, usually.
You just take 2-3, wash them with a bit of water, fry them, then wash you hands when you finish cooking as you should anyway.
That easy.