turns on phone

goes to the clock app to set an alarm so I can wake up in the morning

phone sends a push notification of names and contact numbers

“Siri what is this?”

“It’s a list of knocker ups you can hire to wake you up and are looking for new clients”

Knocker ups’ comment on this story: “This is a horror story to a techbro and a feel-good comedy to anyone with a sense of human decency”

( from reddit )