you know what jimmy, you’ve inspired me with your persistent ignorance. I’ve touched up a famous story for you.

I am Kam Kam I am

That Kam-I-am That Kam-I-am! I do not like that Kam-I-am.

Do you like liberal genocides?

I do not like it, Kam-I-am. I do not like liberal genocides.

Would you like them Here or there?

I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like liberal genocides. I do not like it, Kam-I-am.

Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a howitzer?

I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a howitzer. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like liberal genocides. I do not like them, Kam-I-am.

Would you vote for them in a box? Would you vote for them with a fox?

Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a howizer. I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I would not like liberal genocides. I do not like it, Kam-I-am.

Would you? Could you? in a tank? Try it! Try it! Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a tank.

You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree? Not in a tree. I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a tank! You let me be.

I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a howitzer. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like liberal genocides. I do not like them, Kam-I-am.

A plane! A plane! A plane! A plane! Could you, would you on a plane?

Not on a plane! Not in a tree! Not in a tank! Kam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not vote for them with a howitzer I will not vote for them in a house. I will not vote for them here or there. I will not vote for them anywhere. I do not like it, Kam-I-am.

Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not, in the dark.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train, Not in a tank, Not in a tree. I do not like it, Kam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a howitzer. Not with a fox. I will not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like liberal genocides?

I do not like it, Kam-I-am.

Could you, would you, with a jew?

I would not, could not, with a jew!

Would you, could you, on a elephant?

I could not, would not, on a elephant. I could not, would not, with a jew. I will not like them in the rain. I will not like them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a tank! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not like them in a house. I do not like them with a howitzer. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like liberal genocides!

I do not like it, Kam-I-am.

You do not like it. SO you say. Try it! Try it! And you may. Try them and you may I say.

Kam! I will not try it. When you visit Palestine, maybe you’ll feel. When you lose to fascists, maybe you’ll see.

Just how much of a cunt you truly be. Now go away and let me be, your liberal genocides are not for me.