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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago

Blood is blue until exposed to oxygen

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 8 days ago
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    four sneezes means someone’s thinking of you
    five sneezes means someone’s cutting peppers
    six sneezes is anthrax
    seven sneezes is the absolute physical maximum

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      Eight sneezes is instant death.

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        Common misconception. Actually 7.99999… is instant death.
        You can’t reach 8.

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        Nine sneezes means you are in Hell, unfortunately. You have already been dead this whole time, and your torture for this moment of eternity has been temporary amnesia and experiencing the sudden terror of realizing you are sneezing yourself to death. That price of darkness can be a rascal like that.

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      I had a professor that gave a student $100 for reaching 7 sneezes. His previous student record was 6.

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        Did anyone try to fake sneezing after that was known?

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          Ha. Yes. But then Prof called them out on it after the 2nd sneeze.

          Didn’t happen again after the first $100 went out.

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      I saw a video of a dog sneezing 30 times in a row

      Edit: found it! Glorious video of dogs sneezing https://youtube.com/shorts/4UoFDUbWFHQ

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        that dog is a prophet now

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