[in a text editor, someone has written “I HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE” then pressed “Print”]
[a printer prints a sheet of paper with “I HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE” written on it]
[a person proudly holds the sheet of paper in question] Holy shit, look! My printer is sentient! We have finally reached AGI!
[a slimy character rubs his hands together in front of a suitcase full of cash] Hi, I’m here on behalf of Darkstone Investment Capital We’re willing to invest a gazillion billion in your printer
You used up your quota of hyper-intelligent blue.
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