• oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    I’m pretty sure he managed to build a swamp and drain a wall, so they say. Or at least demolish a wall, if you can believe that? It’s true! Got a lot of people demolishing walls, all about the weave weave weave. Take a look at this - it’s made of pure gold, isn’t that something? Who knows what it is, but it’s a thing of beauty. Came from the Congo or some shithole place, stolen by the Venezuelans, incredible. Have I shown you my ballroom? It’s where I keep Mike Johnson’s balls. Here’s a picture of it, should be finished in about a couple of weeks. Now I gotta go play some golf, big tournament coming up, yoooj! Who are you? Fake news, they’re one of the worst.