As much of a basic and needy bitch that I am, for the life of me can’t imagine falling for chatbot. Like, there’s nothing there? It just sycophantically goes with whatever you say.

Characters from an average cheesy romance novel are more lovable. At least they have personalities, human quirks, dreams and desires that don’t disappear whenever you start a new conversation.

admittedly I’m not in a decade-old loveless marriage with a person who has no respect for me, that probably changes things.