Is that Cherenkov radiation, or are you just happy to see me?

men in black

I was under the impression that the lack of object permanence was an archaic myth about infants.

It’s fun. *honk*

They just wanted to make doubly sure that whoever they are phishing is an idiot before they proceed further.

For my bare metal personal systems, I just use Debian stable with backports. When that does not suffice, I manually build and install things from source.

*It’s

I should have a party when I turn 10⁹ seconds old.

I know. I seem to be the only one who upvoted you before you made the edit.

You just need to manipulate it more.

I found an Easter egg.

How’s this?:

87 years ago, our founders launched a disruptive new startup on this continent—a mission-driven organization built on the core values of Liberty and the radical proposition that all stakeholders are created equal. 🚀

Right now, we’re facing a major pivot point in a high-stakes competitive landscape, testing whether this brand—or any organization with such a strong “why”—can truly scale and sustain long-term growth. We’re currently on-site at a key milestone of this challenge. We’ve gathered here to dedicate a portion of this space as a final resting place for the team members who gave their all to ensure the mission could continue. It’s 100% the right strategic move. 📈

But looking at the bigger picture, we can’t actually “brand” or “optimize” this space. The high-performers, both past and present, who put in the work here have already established a legacy that far exceeds our ability to add value. The market might not track every word we say today, but it will never forget the impact they made. 💡

It’s up to us—the current team—to stay laser-focused on the unfinished KPIs they’ve so nobly advanced. We need to double down on the massive task ahead: taking inspiration from these top-tier contributors to increase our own buy-in to the cause they fully committed to.

Let’s resolve right here that their efforts won’t be a sunk cost—that this nation, under God, will see a total digital transformation of freedom—and that a user-centric government, of the people, by the people, for the people, will never be disrupted out of existence. 🌍✨ #Leadership #Innovation #Legacy #MissionDriven #GrowthMindset

ed is my favorite text editor.

Chewing death caps does not sound safe.

Some of those illegal gas station pills cause priapism (erection for a dangerously long period of time), which could permanently destroy your ability to get an erection in the future if not treated.

*how bad a straw man version of communism is

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A mushroom stung me, and now I am speaking backwards with God.