It’s actually travelling at 6280 x the speed of light 😬

A fuckload of concealer

Our boyfriend, comrade!

I’m not locked in with my thoughts. My thoughts are locked in with ME!

And Sumerian Karens

Holy shit I can’t unsee it

How many vaginas?

TFW a guy buys me a drink

Most ants are Ace.

Gothic architecture. So much extra work to sculpt all the spires, gables, grotesques and archways, for zero added functionality. But they look dope as fuck.

Incidentally I hate brutalist architecture.

But line has to go up.

PK Dick: Everything’s been nuked and there are feral psychics roaming the wasteland stealing people’s emotions.

My gut flora watching the 16th fun sized Snickers bar in 2 hrs come sliding down the pipeline

Guy furiously taking notes in the middle

The CIA sex change ray is real, I believe it. Some months ago a man in a black trenchcoat pointed his umbrella at my friend. Recognising the transgun, I leaped in front of him and took the bullet. Now ai find that I’m growing my hair out and spending 500% more time in the shampoo and conditioner aisle, or staring longingly at the pretty colours in the women’s section of the department store from my vantage point in the grey and blue menswear section. I know I’m done for, my future is all pink, but at least I can get the word out about these shadowy spooks enfeminating innocent men at random.

Can’t find the manual for my girlfriend or her kids.

I have a pair now! They are my best hiking trousers! Love them.

In french, or German?

21 round magazine isn’t so hard to find.

Smackypus