I was actually opening the comments to ask if headcrabs are slimy enough to fill this niche.

Imagine being such a loser that the only job you qualify for is taking a bullet for the worst member of the parasite class.

Any of the giant drumsticks or hams on the bone that are seemingly pure delicious meat with no connective tissue, and can apparently be eaten with all the effort of an ice cream bar.

Really grim story, that. They say it’s forged from Philip’s head.