It’s my double standard: You’re only human and can make mistakes, it’s ok.
I’m a worthless piece of shit, how the hell I could I possibly be so pathetic that I dropped that damn pencil! Goddamn it I don’t even have control over my own stupid hands how the hell could I be so arrogant to even think I deserve to find love when I can’t even hold a pencil?!
Something like that lol
It’s not science, we don’t say “must have been Christianity” that brought the presents.
It’s Stephen Hawking that brings the presents! He uses wormholes to deliver them without having to go anywhere physically. It’s really just basic science.
For me “I don’t want to” is not a legitimate reason especially if it involves helping family. :/
Seriously? I have priorities man! I can do without the ice cream, but there’s no way I’m going without a baby on ice. What kind of life is that!?
My mom used to say I should be a lawyer because of my ability to argue a point. I know she didn’t mean anything bad by it, but I always took it as an insult lol
Driving… I hate driving. Because I live somewhat far from where the family gathers I get volunteered to be the family taxi and go all over long island picking up people. Turns an hour+ drive into 3 and then back doing it all over. Bleh.
I live in a tiny garage “apartment” with only a washing machine, no dryer, and essentially “babies first refrigerator” too small to even keep a tub of ice cream in the freezer just so that I don’t have to live paycheck to paycheck.
“Just remember: any document released isn’t factual if it mentions Trump, it’s only real if it mentions Democrats or Democrat aligned people.”
He’s already grifted untold billions, so why continue with the headache? He can fuck off into the sunset and never face repercussions for anything. Maybe he’ll even join Bush Jr in a painting session and the media can lick their asses acting as if they didn’t do immeasurable damage to the country…
SC is supposed to be more of a “space life” sim, so it’s kinda like “do what you want.” The loop would basically consist of gaining reputation to do missions to earn money/rewards to buy ships so you can do other types of missions/content.
The loop exists, but especially right now I wouldn’t trust anything that requires delivering a physical item. They just go poof lately…
And ensure that ballots are only acceptable if they’re postmarked for the exact day of the election, not a single day before.
The report: “Moving further right and chasing mythical unicorn Republicans who would magically vote for a Democrat instead of actually giving voters what they want doesn’t work. Nor does supporting genocide without question.”
DNC: “…well we can’t print that now can we. It’s all our donors allow us to do. Get Cheney back on the line, we’ll trot her out again and just try harder to get Republicans to vote for us!”
“Taxation is literally worse than genocide!”
Not so fun fact: the constitution allows for slavery as long as it’s a punishment for a crime.
Hmmm… Nah, those dots don’t connect at all.
I like to think it’s when she’s laying on her stomach and you’re having sex from behind, your legs in the position like a frog and you just go
“RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!”
“Wtf are you doing!?”
“RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!”
“RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT!!”
The entire time.
Something like that.