Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:
“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”
Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:
“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”


Very true! I wouldn’t want to shut myself off from the other possibilities, it could even be money laundering!
Oh the endless possibilities!


I’m worried about the person who leaked this. I could 100% see this nazi administration charging this person with treason and terrorism charges seeking the death penalty to make an example of them. :(


“You know, they have a word – it’s sort of became old-fashioned – it’s called a nationalist. And I say, really, we’re not supposed to use that word. You know what I am? I’m a nationalist, okay? I’m a nationalist. Nationalist. Nothing wrong. Use that word. Use that word.”
I’ll never forgive Santa Claus for not giving me my one wish for Christmas, this fuckers obituary.


They literally said people should download it earlier to avoid this and then the launcher says you can’t and need to wait for release… Self own. Bunch of jerkoffs.


“But it’s ok because it’s patriotic now to pay more and more and more. Yeah yeah, it was TERRIBLE when eggs were expensive under Biden and that’s why you voted for me, but now that it’s me in office it’s actually patriotic to pay even more than you did before!”
MAGA: “Baaaa! Baaaa! We’re patriots! Baaaa!”

Good to know!


I’m 100000% convinced any politician that has a “token” is looking to scam people…
Of course I’m also convinced that 99.999999% of politicians are looking to scam people anyway lol
The Vietnam bit is funny to me because I actually knew a girl that was also incredibly attractive, but believed firmly that the Vietnam war never happened lol
I believe their user agreement said something about waiving the right to refund when I checked it out last night as well.
Ah yes because none of us have conversations with our FOX NEWS BRAINWASHED families and neighbors.
Try convincing someone who’s brainwashed by their desire for confirmation bias, served to them by propaganda, that you somehow know more than the media they love so much. Hell for an example, I even tried to get my father to change who he listened to, but without leaving fox news since he wouldn’t trust anything else. His guy was Sean Hannity, the show that literally says “OPINION” on the bottom. I told him to at the very least listen to Shepard Smith who was at Fox at the time and was an actual journalist. He literally told me “Shepard Smith is too opinionated.” …the literal OPINION guy isn’t opinionated to him, but the actual journalist saying just what happened during the day is…
Try using sources that aren’t their favorite media and hear the “that’s fake news. That’s liberal woke lies. That’s transgender ideology.” I’ve tried over and over and over. These people will never believe they’re wrong until it affects them directly. Some will still dig their heels in and find a way to blame someone else anyway.
Yeah we can totally just inform our world and it all magically gets better…


For the most part yeah. Depending on what the item was I have a pretty good idea what I would have done with it. I’m one of those messy organized types where everything has a spot, but that spot might not be the most presentable lol
For everyday things like my wallet and keys there is only one place they could be, unless I accidentally left it in my pants pockets.

Yeah considering everything he said I’m sure it was, it just reads kinda funny.

That first bit is written really oddly: states some terrible stuff and then says “as much as I love all this” lol


Most of the time I don’t know what I’m walking into so I’d walk in and do a diagnosis first then have to go back and get the heavy equipment/parts. There were probably a few times I could have done that after diagnosis, but I always feared losing the spot I found and making it worse lol


I’m glad people like you are out there!
My 2 story’s are nowhere near as great as this but I’ll share anyway lol
The first was working in a supermarket: I hated working at the register, I need to move around, I can’t be stuck in one spot for hours on end. I had tried to get reassigned to another department so I could be more active so I ask the manager if anything has changed and if I could be moved. This sonofabitch actually says this “I’m going to do with you what I do with my kids, I know you really don’t like the register so you’re going to stay there.”
Ok. I grabbed my drawer, handed it in, and walked out.
The second was working as a service technician years later. I had to go to NYC very often and parking succccks there, I usually have to park blocks and blocks away from where I need to be and carry heavy equipment back and forth. Occasionally you’ll be in a timed spot and might not make it back in time and get a ticket, the boss never paid those tickets they were on me for choosing the spot, fine. One day I looked for 15 minutes for a spot and couldn’t find anything, so I parked in a restaurant parking lot that wasn’t going to open for 3 hours. 20 minutes later I get a call from my office that they’re going to tow the van if I don’t come get it… $300 for them to not tow the van. By that point I probably had already paid $3000 in tickets, most of which I really didn’t have a choice, it was carry 50-100 lbs for 30+ mins each way, or eat a ticket. That was the final straw. I absolutely hate driving as it is especially in the overpopulated shithole I live in.


I can’t help much if you don’t like to eat the same thing, because I’m more of a “eat to live” kind of person lol
I basically get chicken, mixed vegetables, a bean that I’ll change up every now and then, and mushrooms. Toss that in a slow cooker with whatever seasoning matches the bean I chose well and I eat that for lunch every day for the week.
I guess you could break it up into 2 cooks and make a different style for the second batch so you’re not having the same thing, or have it with rice as well/instead.


Palworld devs to Nintendo:



Fuck everyone who wished to “live in interesting times” over “good times” because they can’t entertain themselves and need the world to be entertaining for them. Lol
They got their wish.
I feel like I’m on repeat, I’ve been saying this like every day lately… So many people with morals leaving, but they just leave the position open for someone 100000x worse to fill…