What a surprise

You could also just tell them

A bug repellent. But a bug chaser is also someone with a kink of getting STDs.

They kill the witnesses as well

Jokes on you. These days you get neither.

You don’t even have to sleep, that’s the best part

Overpopulation means more poor and desperate people to exploit. They want overpopulation.

Dude participated in the torture of a British POW. Of course he should be tried for war crimes.

I’m gonna jerk off. Oh no…

New AInvil, coming soon

Staring from a distance is not creepy, right

I think he’s throwing shade, but you can never be sure

Depends on the features exaggerated