“What have you done that’s so great other than be an arm chair Monday morning quarterback?”, asked the arm chair Monday morning quarterback

I know it’s all for laughs but these pandas were surviving just fine on their own. It was only because (of course) due to humans destroying their habitat that they were on the brink of extinction. And people underestimate how strong they are. They’re still bears that can easily shred you

I don’t need any sleeping aid to go to sleep at night. My secret is that I’m always tired.