EA did 9/11

He’s still finding his hair between the couch cushions

The same could be said for the logging truck

There was a pool drain in a final destination? Palahniuk messed up pool drains for me.

You said you would never forget 😭

At least the US government was trying to fix it back then.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakup_of_the_Bell_System

Now the CEO gets invited to the white house to show off how they exploit your privacy for profit.

That episode gives me anxiety just thinking about it

Man I thought that cat was dressed up in river waders for a good 30 seconds.

I was going to say these are definitely the backup singers to a Muppets musical number that the villain performs. Halfway thru the song one of them comically yet horrifically dies and the rest laugh about it

Man, why’s it feel like next your going to tell me the green cross badge my brother got in boyscouts wasn’t for smoking weed