Morge (v): To add AI-generated slop to a previously unsoiled codebase.

Contrails contribute to global warming and are completely avoidable.

…the proliferation of AI interviews comes as companies are complaining about a “deluge” of resumes.

Oh no, the companies that collectively laid off hundreds of thousands of workers are absolutely swamped with people looking for work!

These are people who ask what Obama was doing to prevent 9/11. Never mind that it happened three years before he was even elected to the Senate. They’ll blame everyone but themselves.

TikTok, tomorrow: “We found the issue that was causing some users to be blocked from sending the word ‘Epstein’. Now all users are correctly blocked from sending the word ‘Epstein’.”