Courtney (she/her/they)

Also it will now absorb much more heat and heat the water more, likely making filtration much more complex due to changing water conditions.

My pool always gets gross the day or two after a Heatwave starts, and until I ut more chlorine tabs and algaecide, I don’t even like to be near it.

The POOL is fairly simple to get back in line.

This massive reflecting pool? Not so much. Bare minimum the whole system will need redone.

And she might have supported Israel in an ongoing genocide!

And started a trade war!

Sure glad none of this stuff is happening.

50,000 people with grudges and whatever tgey can find at home (remember they’re Americans)

Vs

One databoi

Who wins?

I guess it depends on who is going to burn more easily.

Could always drag some power company execs around with horses and electric bikes. That will certainly send a message.

An acquaintance from highschool kept going on about some guy stalking her. Always following her in the halls at school, following her home, and following her downtown sometimes…

He lived on the same street as her, and they both took the same computer class and had band/lunch block together.

I pointed out I recognize him, he finally hit a growth spurt and now he’s much taller and noticeable.

She insisted he convinced his parents to move closer so he could stalk her better.

I never saw him outside one day we were at Walmart and he was clearly there with his parents and little sister. Nope, stalking. She screamed at him and called him names. I left her there.

I also told him if she tried to call the cops or get lawyers involved, here’s my email and I will tell them an outside perspective.

My last interaction with the post office was after a week of getting “PACKAGE NOT DELIVERED, MAILBOX INACCESSIBLE” and no mail at all, and after camping out on my porch to watch it for a day, seeing the mail truck drive right on by and seconds later getting ANOTHER message about the mailbox being inaccessible, I took a picture of the mailbox and went to ask them why their driver is just straight up lying and refusing to deliver my mail.

After speaking to 3 people and filling out some form basically recounting everything, I got a week’s worth of mail and 2 packages the next morning.

I miss the days when the usps functioned well, smoothly, and quickly. Before Republicans started gutting it.

I got kicked out of my in-laws for yelling at my spouse s sister for saying this.

My response was “What the fuck did you just say to her? Other people have it much BETTER than you do so why the fuck are you acting so fucking happy? That’s how fucking stupid you sound.”

For context, she had spent the entire 7 hours she had been awake sitting in a hot tub drinking wine and tequila instead of being a parent, and basically dumped all the responsibilities for the children of the day onto the only othertwo adults present, one of whom was having a panic attack. I was les than happy when I showed up after work to pick my spouse up and walked into chaos and her sobbingand hyperventilating in the bathroom.

My In laws are terrible people.

What the “reject progress, embrace stupidity” meme is this anti-therapy shit?

Therapy fucking rocks.

Get a better therapist. It took me a few tries to find one that worked for me.

I definitely need to find one after moving but the wait times are usually so long…

Ah, okay, see that’s my bad, I thought comments were places for discussion, not places to whine and cry every time you see a specific artist , that’s on me.

Carry on whiners!

It’s hilariously sad to me that some people feel the need to let everyone know they dislike this particular comic.

News flash: NOBODY CARES IF YOU DON’T LIKE THIS, PLENTY OF OTHERS DO!

So keep whining about how much you think a particular artist sucks, nobody is listening.

The circlejerk for Ai simps is on Twitter. You seem to be lost.

AI DATACENTERS DO NOT NEED TO BE BUILT AND COMPANIES SHOULD BE EXPANDING THEIR CURRENT PROPERTIES, NOT RUINING ENTIRE ECOSYSTEMS FOR GIANT BUILDINGS MEANT TO HOUSE ELECTRONICS

Well in this scenario, presumably I have “lost everything” and therefore do not care whether the landlord is insured against fire.

He’ll burn just the same with or without insurance.

The fact that Ajent Ornj keeps threatening every country with tariffs, invasion, annexation, general war… Generally insulting them…

Why would anyone want to buy from us?

I’ve alienated many relatives by responding to things lie this with “LMAO that’s exactly how a dumb shit republican thinks! Damn, I didn’t know you could be this funny!” or something along those lines.

Oddly, they never seem to respond unless it’s like 3 months later at a family gathering when they have had time to think of a reply…

Jokes on my landlord, if I ever lose everything, so does he. 🔥

Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I’m off to the cuddle puddle!

I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

Okay first of all, it’s a graviton Lance and you’re supposed to aim it into a flux ewaonarion chamber.

It’s like you people don’t even know basic starfleet engineering standards…

“who voluntarily has a receding hairline”

Hilarious that anyone would think an ambiguisouly queer trickster God would give the slightest of fucks about human beauty standards, and doesn’t just think it looks fitting for its own standards.

On the one hand, being friends with people who have severe chronic illnesses, and living with someone with progressively degeneraating mobility due to chronic illness, I can say with absolute certainty that after long enough of being laid down and mostly immobile, some of them absolutely COULD jump up out of bed on excitement and manage to walk the rest of the day. They will all pay for it for a week or more but neuro divergent people don’t all have the bet impulse control.

ON the other hand… FUCK grandpa Joe.

Lmao tell me you’ve never experienced cycling in any capacity outside a park or parking lot without telling me.

Give me a fucking bike lane or shut the fuck up, I’ve been literally forced off the road every single year I’ve been cycling since 15, I have been hit by cars more times than I can count, I have been hit with things thrown by cars, I have been hit by city busses, semis, and even fucking cops.

I wear hi vis clothing, my bike has lights front back and sides, at least one constant and one flashing in each direction. I leave 3ft between me and anything to my right, and am as far to the right as I can be without ILLEGALLY riding on the sidewalk

Where in the ABSOLUTE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO

Slop-sney?

I’m not artistic enough, but if it doesn’t exist yet I’d love to see these alternate names with the original company logos style.