For a hot secon I thought this was supposed to be surreal-funny, but it actually made a lot of sense in a way.

I think it’s Thailand /s

My thought exactly. I got news for you, OP…

let me picture one of the diagrams:

two axies: (drinks blood / gets its blood drunken) × (has to be invited / comes in uninvited)

and in the four corners are 1) Vampires 2) Mosquitos 3) Jesus 4) Kool Aid Man