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don’t worry. they’ll have some of those museum taxidermists rip everything out and preserve him with an animatronic skeleton.

We really are in the idiocracy timeline.

Politicians are picked on their staffer’s ai meme game

Ever watch grumpy old men? They’re friends. But also hate each other.

It’s complicated.

"ahhhh. I wish I had an imaginary friend.

then I’d have a friend.

but nobody likes me ever since those mean bastards demoted me. " -Pluto. if planets could talk. maybe. Don’t make pluto cry.

I’m gonna go with “all three”. That should be exciting.

So you’re saying… there’s a chance?

He meant to say Blyat.

Agent Krassinov has difficulties with spelling, okay?

no no. they need to switch to Flouroantimonic acid instead of just flowing water.

“fuck it, it’'s friday”

There is certainly an information war going on.

My grandma lives in springfield and believes that Minneapolis (and Saint Paul) are burnt out warzones over run with gangs. Even though I took her on a tour last time she was up. (it held for a few months or so?) she will only get her news from cable news, and like, Fox is the least partisan she gets access to.

I’m sorry. I don’t mean to paint everyone with that brush, but yeah. Gotta say, some of the shit coming from your govenor and state congress is… uhmm

Well. About as crazy as from our GOP up here.

I mean, I’m in minnesota and cheering him on. A lot of us are.

so yes. he very much is popular outside new york. (also, people in MO would be rather likely to hate anyone without a R by their name. Just saying. it’s a backwards state ran by backwards people. not the worst offender, but not far off.)

and he bribed the crowd to go away by offering up his daughters for a massive train.

Think they consented to that? Like, Okay. he’s a good host. He chose to be a good host at the cost of protecting his own daughters.

I wouldn’t trust Musk to flush an automatic toilet.

sure. But it’s a task that usually takes entire teams of highly competent and experienced people. Computer science, software engineering. Database management, lots of math.

Like ext4 took contributions from several orgs and numerous individuals over the course of years to develop. if a single person can do it, it’s the work of a lifetime.

I mean, short answer is… yes…

But, eh, like. That’s a technicality. Chances are the task is something beyond typical individuals these days.

Cuomo is flailing like this is a boxing match…

So in the story where they’re hanging out in the cave, his daughters thought they were the last people on earth and had an “obligation”

If you think this gives Lot a free pass, though, remember earlier, when the strangers (apparently angels,) were hiding in his place and the sodomites came out, he offered his own daughters to get raped instead.

Regardless, this entire affair is something that never happened.

gonna laugh when they come back confused about nixos being her fetish.

Basically, casserole. Or maybe a shepherds pie.

But with tatertots (sometimes. We have options!)