Carbon credits are bullshit, you can’t put fossil fuels back in the ground.

Jordan Peterson has never said anything best.

Hooray, you have better security than Apple, who won’t let me use my own email because some idiot in Australia used it first.

He couldn’t have lied, that’s a sin

Hi it’s still broken on my machine. I’ve tried turning it off and on again

Whoa, wrong way round! The daughters got him drunk on purpose so they could rape him and have his kids.