Well, with inflation this will inevitably become true. Be careful what you wish for.

Top left hat. I don’t think he cares much about the constitution.

This motherfucker. I would say I hoped he got pressed on this, but A.) the media is fucking useless these days and B.) It’d just lose steam anticlimactically, just like when he was doubling and tripling down on the MS-13 knuckle tattoos.

Edit: release the unredacted Epstein files.

If they keep it up with that weed whacker they’re about to cut down their beloved sign.

That or they are such traitors that they were given to the Russians. Or so incompetent they were stolen by the Russians. No matter though, when the best case scenario is mere incompetence, the outlook is very grim indeed.

The pants may pose a challenge and require some preplanning, but 15° is probably perfect to make sitting cross legged pretty comfortable. Bonus benefit, they can’t identify you by your feet.

Here’s a conspiracy theory. They were left there by Russians, not Americans.

If human blood has plastics at a rate of ~ 1.6 µg/mL and a typical volume of blood donated during a whole blood donation is approximately 470-500 mL you’re looking at a reduction in plastics of a cool .0005 grams per donation. That’s 1/40th of a grain of rice!

I bet the Sam bride could fix up a mean rabbit stew, especially with some big yellow taters.

Nature has been pulling this fast one with our own species since the literal dawn of man.

You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.