Not exactly autocorrect but years ago I had a phone that would always suggest the word astronomer when I made a frowny face. I had never really talked about astronomers on that phone and I have absolutely no idea where it got the idea that they were all sad.

What up my glitter bat?

That’s the second post credit scene

My zombie apocalypse plan is to fucking kill myself

That’s the post-credits scene

Warm rocks for all!

Who let you on the internet?

Gotta say I walked right into that one.

Unalive

leave.

This is definitely one I watched the pitch meeting for instead of watching the movie

Thats almost TOO cute