While I’d generally agree, that description doesn’t quite match Minneapolis, Minnesota at this point.

You can pry my em dashes — which I use regularly in writing because I love them — from my cold dead hands (To be fair, I really like parenthetical statements too, could be an ADHD thing).

Clearly you’ve never been on a farm, THESE are cow eggs.

Can you pull up a bookmarked item to read when you don’t have an active network connection? If yes, that’s a “read it later” service. If no, then that’s why they are useful.

If a bear pisses in the woods, would Bear Grylls try to drink it before going back to his hotel for the night?