The sea anemone has developed a very novel method of guarding its ballsack.

Oh, come the fuck on…

Ah, the 70s. Where all haircuts made you look like a TV pastor or a pervert. Then, in the 80s we realized they were the same thing.

When you can hear each others same jokes for the umpteenth time and still laugh.

I can’t be the only person who first read “Fuckwhale”

Came here for this.

Here at the GOP, we just want to control you and fuck your children.

He says they are also stupider, uglier, and have worse cars!

You’re talking about two different things. They were talking about heaven and hell as real, physical places that you go to after you die. You are using heaven and hell as metaphors for the real things that happen in life.

This does not have enough upvotes

This needs shoe face

Tidus

The songs are catchy and the one about her husbands dick was hilarious.

Nice try, pickpocket!

I think it’s a good album.

Pet my cat Woodworking Reading Watching After Hours or OPCD Hanging out with my wife (100% effective)

I’m not saying I do the same thing, but there are rarely any bats around me.

So, he doesn’t play with dolls while he’s on the Hill.

Got it.