They really didn’t spend enough time engineering the safety margin of the standard, huh?

Absolutely insane they told 7900 owners to just eat sand

Its just funny that it ends up costing more time

Surprised Oracle’s lawyers weren’t all over this

Feel like lawful evil fits better for master

In the same way Asbestos is a great material, just one small problem

I mean… Glados does look suspiciously like a bound woman hanging upside down…

…easily slipped in.

I dont know, tech companies have been pretty hamfisted about getting AI in everyone’s face

Edit: Ah wait, now that I think about this longer despite my migraine, I think you’re right. Should be like a wedge that transitions to a giant butt plug.

Nah, she’s going to be the safest person around.

At least until she pardons Trump by testifying he totally didn’t board lolita express.

12:00:10 makes Toby McGuire look like he has a mullet almost