MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

“I’m an Alpha male”

Ah, you’re so stressed, scared and disconnected from your community that you resort to intimidation and violence in some desperate grasp at self respect?

Turn beer into moonshine!

As long as my socks still smell like fresh breeze, and don’t cling to my sweaters, then whatever.

I am envious of your sense of wonder.

Eat it!

Or albinism

My wife is #3 and I love her even more for it. She brought home a new trebuchet last week because it “looked lonely”.

Where else would I find a live squid?

You don’t have to be autistic to have a sensory preference, but autism is known to be associated with sensory sensitivity

It was very niche, but it’s great for viewing docs or other light work on a system you don’t want to install a whole office suite onto.