I had a nightmare a couple of nights ago about having to visit the US for work again. I’d love to visit on holiday ten years from now if they change their course

Well yes, but actually yes

I installed a mod to remove underwear off of people in KCD2. Little did I know that included the men, and worked in cutscenes as well. The scene where King Sigismund was woken up in the middle of the night to some bad news was fucking hilarious. His steward was just standing there awkwardly while his Majesty and his giant horsecock was wreaking havoc on the furniture in some kind of twisted rage orgy.

You used an unknown abbreviation 😡

You actually defined the abbreviation 😎

The US government: “It’s just a special military operation, absolutely not a war. Hmmm? Department of War, no no it’s always been Department of Defense”.

Meanwhile, Trump: “The war…”

NFTs aren’t stupid. They just happened to be used in the most stupid way possible

And apparently fascists create wars in the middle east. Colour me shocked

As an atheist that like to look at cool old stuff I find it reasonable. Hope they don’t charge for christians though. In my town you can enter the old cathedral free if you say you’re going to pray.

Unchecked capitalism is just as bad as communism. Capitalism kept in check by proper regulations is good. That demands a well functioning democracy however, and is unfortunately quite rare.

I remember seeing this meme a few years ago before I started using linux, and I showed this to a buddy and we were like “yeah lmao who the fuck goes around recommending OSs to people?”.

Today I think “who the fuck goes around recommending Windows to people?”

This seems legit. I get scolded when I jump in the shower after my gf

Have you ever worked in academia? This kind of email could definitely be real, not saying this one necessarily is though

Thought process:

“Iran? Like a marathon? That could be anywhere”

Damn, you guys are old. I couldn’t tell this apart from some latin inscriptions in Pompeii

Penguin noises intensifies

We’ve celebrated Christmas (jul) from long before that magic man appeared

Sir this is the internet, we don’t do the happy