Who writes it that way???

It’s read out “500 less than steps a day”

Favorite subject of them grammar not was.

A regular US cup.

21572 calories is 21.5 kcal and sugar is 3870 calories per gram, or 387 kcal per 100 grams. The KILO literally means THOUSAND.

• no, I prefer the sex
• no, I hate when I can’t fly freestyle
• yes
• no, not enough
• ok is easy, I have a dog
• doable
• not on this economy

Bro 21572 calories is like a cup of zucchini

I mean, he does look like a manga character.

• Carrots are good for your eyesight

• the [common enemy] did it

• Fats are bad for you

This aes but three of many.

America! They mean kilo calories but just write calories. Pretty weird as a European when you see a whole can of coke with 140 calories and think “daaaayum that’s less than a bite of celery” but that same can has 40g of sugar in it.

I once read a DnD joke where a player complained to the DM

“Let me get this straight. We‘re in a large underwater cave, chasing a massive zombie beaver boss, and every calculation is done by the flip of a coin. What’s the name of this campaign??”

DM checking notes, sweating erm… Harry Rotter and the Chamber of Sea Crits

The wave / die Welle

That experiment got a book and a movie

I‘m at a loss for words

He sneezed and farted at the same time

Nope! But banjo was a playable character in DiddyKong Racing

The screeching steel, roaring loudly as the large metal contraption charges onward, propelling its large body upon the ground, burning a liquid explosive compound as it’s power source. Inside the massive machina, I command it’s every move, turning at my whim and halting it, sending it howling to a stop. Within it’s curved and hammered steel belly lie smaller spawns, all different shapes and sizes, many whom cry out, some in lament and others, horrid excitement. (I used to be one as well)

But wearing them because of one’s own religious reasons and being forced to wear them because you’re committing a crime if you don’t do are two completely different things.

War. It was the war that made the women wear those things.

I…. Love/Hate the fact that a lot of people complained that the ending of the book and the movie differed so much, and only few of those people actually understood the meaning of the book

As far as I remember it was a water level with a lot of metal, like a mixture of WaveRace and Banjo Kazooie, and I was playing as that yellow mouse and drove a plane. Then I lost and wanted to turn off the console but it didn’t lose power, so I unplugged it and it still ran on the tv. Then I got scared, and from that moment on I was scared of Tamagotchi and all of those electronics you couldn’t turn off

No, I was literally dreaming that I had a controller in my hands and was playing the game on a CRT TV lol

Edit: I was also sitting on the rattan char I always sat in

I mostly see it as an exaggeration rather than satire.