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But I just don’t think I’m that tasty

Didn’t you hear? Artists have been obsoleted by AI, so we don’t have to treat them as humans anymore.

You’ll get his Monopoly money when he does anyway

You guys certainly rolled max constitution. That thing sounds like it would instantly rupture all the sphincters in my body.

These Guinness adverts are getting of control.

323 sq ft = 30m²

Idk what the “digital token” is but I guess a Trumpcoin or something equally worthless.

Seems odd that it would be so expensive when the whole point of it is that there’s barely any genuine chocolate in there.

Personally, as a reader of this post that hasn’t tried to help, I’m offended that you don’t believe in me.

Also because they don’t tend to try to put the blood back in, even if you collected it neatly in a bucket.

Unfortunately, that also means JK Rowling.

As far as I understand it, bigfoot has always been a brunette.

That sounds like a middle manager but actually useful.

At the very least, there would be one more public toilet in the world.

Senior developers say they ship 2.5x more than juniors.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Blissed Out. In My Slop. Focused. Flourishing.

I don’t think Christopher Nolan was around when this was made

Every time you eat raw chicken you’ll have a bad time, but 1 in 20 times, you’ll have an extra bad time.